Dear Jason Segel

Two roommates who love Jason Segel have decided to profess their love for him via the internet for the enjoyment of others.

Dear Jason Segel,

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

LOVE,

Kylie and Erika

Dear DJS Followers,

We are very sorry in the delay for today’s DJS/ non yesterday I think. Unfortunately our queue had a spaz and decided not to work. I hope you can forgive us. Otherwise we will be really depressed because we love you guys SO MUCH!! <3

LOVE,

Kylie and Erika

Dear Jason Segel,

Have you been Whomping your Willow thinking about us?

LOVE,

Kylie and Erika

Dear Jason Segel,
You should ask Cobie Smulders to help you land a role in the next Avengers movie. We are all eagerly awaiting a Whedon/Segel collaboration.
Love,
Erika and Kylie

Dear Jason Segel,

You should ask Cobie Smulders to help you land a role in the next Avengers movie. We are all eagerly awaiting a Whedon/Segel collaboration.

Love,

Erika and Kylie

Dear Jason Segel,
Is your name actually &#8220;Winter&#8221;? Because you&#8217;ll be cumming soon.
Love,
Erika and Kylie

Dear Jason Segel,

Is your name actually “Winter”? Because you’ll be cumming soon.

Love,

Erika and Kylie

Dear Jason Segel,

Jason and Jason in the Morning, now that’s an early show I would get up to watch.

LOVE,

Kylie and Erika

Dear Jason Segel,

If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.

LOVE,

Kylie and Erika