Dear Jason Segel

Dear DJS Followers,

Unfortunately both Erika and myself are experiencing serious computer issues right now. Erika’s ancient computer wants to die but she won’t let it, and I dropped my computer and now have to wait about a week and a half before it can be fixed. So we regret to inform you that our fails at life mean another DJS hiatus. We are deeply sorry, however that does not mean there won’t be any DJSs. If you have any ideas for one, please make it and submit its awesome to us. We would love nothing more than to showcase the talent of our followers. And I have an iPad so I can monitor the submitions, I just can’t make any. So please don’t be afraid of the the three C’s: creative, creepy and crazy.

Thanks for you patience.

LOVE,
Kylie and Erika

Dear Jason Segel,

Is your penis called bubbles? Because we sure want to blow it!

LOVE,

Kylie and Erika

Dear DJS Followers,

I’ve once again been a slacker. My apologies BUT I promise I am hard core working on the queue tonight so for the next few days should be covered. Once again we’re sorry and love you all!

LOVE,

Kylie and Erika

Dear Jason Segel,

Riddle me this: What can touch someone and last them a lifetime?

We’ll give you a hint!

*LOVE*,

Kylie and Erika

Dear Jason Segel,

Orange you glad we didn’t put your face on a banana? Oh wait, we already did that.

LOVE,

Kylie and Erika

Dear Jason Segel,

Did you know that Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m only asking for only one?

LOVE,

Kylie and Erika

Dear New DJS Followers,

HELLO! WELCOME! HI! WE’RE EXCITED TO HAVE YOU HERE WITH US. Your conversion into the way of the Segel is just starting. :-)

LOVE,

Kylie and Erika